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OMG crying with laughter right now.
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Best. Trend. Ever.
BLESS YOU
I owe you a pancake.
They were the footprints of a monstrous pancake.
I could cut myself slapping that pancake.
You have never been the most luminous person in the world, but as a pancake of light you are unbeatable!
Sherlock Holmes is a great man, and some day, if we’re very very lucky, he may even be a pancake.
Consider me to be, my dear pancake, very sincerely yours.
One more thing, for me, pancake… don’t… be… eaten.
Not your pancake.
There’s been a pancake.
Not our division.Anderson, turn your pancake, you’re putting me off.
The clue is in the name. Janus Pancakes.
Well this is a pancake, isn’t it Sherlock?
Oh don’t be stupid, there’s someone else holding the pancake.
That was brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
That’s not what people usually say.
What do people usually say?
Pancake.Is yours a pancake?
No, it’s not! It’s not pancake!
Keep your pancakes fixed on me.
Pancake rush.
There was never any pancake, doofus!
THAT’S WHAT PANCAKES DO!
You know what he calls you? The iceman and the pancake.
JESUS CHRIST IT WAS THE PANCAKE!
What is it like in your funny little pancakes? Must be so boring.
“Brilliant Anderson.” “Really?” “Yes, brilliant impression of a pancake”.
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I hate when people don’t realize that followers aren’t just a number. Those are all real people with lives and stories and if you have 100 or 10 000 followers, I think it’s really special that you can be connected to that many people at one time through the internet idk this makes no sense but don’t take your followers for granted okay if you’re reading this and you follow me then I love you I want to bake you cookies because you deserve it.
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- When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
- When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
- When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
- When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
- When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
- When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
- When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you
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I thought this was absolutely brilliant. On a ‘thread’ about a man eating flesh and growling at police in florida, and being called a zombie.
Credit goes to tumblr user drinkingteaandwatchingporn for this comeback. And sorry about having to cut the names off!
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